Eat a lot: Oliv, Mitte

Yesterday I met my friend Anna for lunch at Oliv. Rumour had it that Oliv's quite good, and Google Reviews confirmed those rumours, giving the place a 4.2 out of 5 stars.

Promises promises.

The venue, both outside and in, has a déjà vu feeling about it. The olive trees and plants near the door reminded me of a London flower shop. The 'no prams' sign and steep coffee prices (€3 for a flat white) made me wonder if I had wandered into a newly opened The Barn by mistake. The whole of it suggested a certain worldly sophistication that seems harder and harder to get away from, in Mitte or elsewhere in the city.

(Anna and I wondered whether the 'no prams' thing is a clever way to keep babies out rather than prams. We brought one in (a baby, not a pram) and weren't sent away or looked at funny, so maybe in the case of Oliv, it is a space issue, after all.)

Wooden blocks serve as seats, the kitchen is open for all to see staff doing their thing (or in our case, dropping their wares on several occasions). The menu, in German and English, was minimalist and non-specific. Sure, you pay €10,40 for a plate of lettuce and cold vegetables, but no details on the kinds of vegetables or the types of lettuce leaves were given. When I asked what kinds of quiche they had, the answer was brief too: tomato, broccoli or courgette. 

 

Call me old-fashioned, but with prices like that, I like to know what I am getting.

When peeking inside the kitchen, I realised the minimalist description wasn't actually far off. They were making quiches (a tomato and an aubergine one) and indeed, the base and filling looked identical, with a simple topping of a single veg on top. Minimalist indeed. But then, why tinker with a good quiche?

The quiche tasted fine. A buttery base, a nicely seasoned filling and some broccoli on top. Nothing more, nothing less. For dessert we had more flat whites, a German crumbly Blechkuchen with plum and an apple crumble in a little glass pot. They were fine too, though not above the level of an average Backshop. I didn't ask how much they cost, just to make sure it wouldn't spoil my appetite for something sweet.

It's hard to rate places like Oliv. They're nice enough and clearly appeal to the Google crowd, hence the 4.2 stars online. But they are so familiar, in every way, that you forget what you had and how it tasted as soon as you walk out the door. Actually, I am sure I have been to the exact same place before, but cannot remember if it was called Oliv then. What I will remember, this time, is the bill. There is much better food to be had for that price in this great town. All you have to do is ignore the obvious.

Oliv, Münzstraße 8, 10178 Berlin, 030 89206540, website, open Mon-Fri 8.30am-7pm, Sat 9.30am-7pm, Sun 10am-6pm, cash only

Drink a lot: Katie's Blue Cat, Kreuzkölln

Back in 2010, the boyfriend lived in Friedelstraße for a few months. It was a bleak and snowy winter, when cars were locked into their parking spaces by mounds of frozen snow and staying outside for more than ten minutes was out of the question. We spent a lot of time in the street itself, playing pool at the corner Kneipe and trying out the few obscure restaurants that inhabited the area.

Go to Friedelstraße now and it is absolutely teeming with life. It helps that it's summer, of course, but that is not the only reason. Nowadays the street is one big linked chain of restaurants, cutesy shops and hipster hotspots. Come winter, you can café-hop your way down the street and never even get cold.

Right at the end (from my point of view; it could also considered the beginning) of the street, in the shadow of a permanent Ausstellung of building works, there's Katie's Blue Cat. I imagine this is what comes out when you put a Stockholm fika venue, a London bakery and a 2014 Berlin hipster in a Flavour Shaker™ and shake hard: whitewashed walls, minimalist wooden benches, high-buns-shaved-sides haircuts and scones/brownies/flat whites with foam art on top. It fits the city like the comfortable, oversized jumpers worn by its patrons. This is the new Berlin venue.

Katie's Blue Cat, Friedelstraße 31, 12047 Berlin, website, open Mon-Fri 8.30am-6.30pm, Sat-Sun 10am-7pm

Eat a lot: Golgatha, Viktoriapark, Kreuzberg

Golgatha, Viktoriapark, entrance via Katzbachstraße (near Monumentenstraße), 10965 Berlin, website, open April - end of September (weather permitting till end of October) from 9am till late.

Pauls Liegewiese, Park am Gleisdreieck, Kreuzberg

Das Park am Gleisdreieck was one of the last large open spaces in Berlin's city centre to be filled (the Tempelhofer Feld being, perhaps, the sole exception). Once an area where a load of train lines converged into a triangle of rails, it was bombed heavily during the Second World War only to be forgotten about for decades. Now a modern, clean and spaceous park, it feels the complete opposite to its previous state of mysteriously overgrown wrought iron glory. 

With the arrival of companies, people and money to Berlin in general and Kreuzberg and Schöneberg in particular, it was only a matter of time before the Gleisdreieck area was spruced up. And boy, did they spruce it up. The park looks beautiful, albeit a tad too 'designed', and offers something for everyone. Playgrounds, swings, a skatepark, pretty benches, shade and grass and gravel. Naturally, it also houses several cafés.

At Pauls Liegewiese, you can rent deck chairs but most people seem to stop over for the Wiener sausages with bread (€2,20). They make a decent coffee, have one of those huge chuppachup holders with hundreds of lollies and serve homemade chilli con carne for €2,50. No alcoholic drinks though, a Fritz Limo or ice cream will have to do. A great place to watch the yummy mums go by and pick up some skateboarding slang in the process.

 

Pauls Liegewiese, Park am Gleisdreieck, next to the skaterpool and the basketball field, website, open Mon-Fri 11am-6pm, Sat-Sun 10am-7pm.

Eat a lot: Pringles Limited Edition Mint Choc

Yesterday I ate something that made me realise how lucky I am: Pringles Limited Edition Mint Choc.

Ever since my stint of life in London, I get very excited when I see something that is flavoured with mint and chocolate. Mint Magnums, Mint Terry's Chocolate Oranges, After Eight Easter eggs, I salute them all. Enter these Pringles, found in a late night shop on the Hermannstrasse.

I can just imagine someone in a high-powered Pringle job, going, 'Yes! A sweet savoury snack! This is the best idea ever.' But it just. Doesn't. Work.

Have the Pringles people tasted them, I wonder? Or are they just too American minded over there at the Kellogg company (which owns the brand) to understand the lovely way mint chocolate is supposed to taste?

The Kellogg vision is 'to enrich and delight the world through foods [...] that matter'. Their mission? 'Nourishing families so they can flourish and thrive.' Well, not with this product they won't.

The pale crisps looked not unlike normal Pringles, actually, and tasted salty and Pringle-like, but with a very distinct sauce of synthetic chewing gum flavouring poured over. I couldn't detect any chocolatey taste at all but that may have been the abundance of chewing gum flavouring taking up every receptor in my nose and mouth.

They were the most awful thing I have tasted in a long time. I didn't even eat one whole Pringle. Just thinking about them now makes me feel a bit wobbly with nausea.

So why did I feel so lucky? I realised that most of the food I get to eat is actually, even when not outstanding, edible at the very least, and most often palatable too. After just the one choc mint Pringle I was thankful for all the lovely food that's available to us all. And thankful because I won't be nourishing my family with this horrible, contrived product.

Eat a lot: Lodd Thai Imbiss, Neukölln

Thai restaurants are a dime a dozen here in Berlin. They're usually of a fairly poor standard. Vegetables from a tin, watery curry sauces, touristy dishes (Pad Thai, anyone?) only. That kind of thing. To be fair, once you have eaten Thai food in Thailand, that's it, you've ruined your Thai restaurant experience for ever...

Way back when I still lived in London, I devised a Thai Restaurant Rule: if they ain't servin' cha yen (Thai ice tea, sweet and sticky with its typical rusty brown colour), it ain't worth visitin'. It helped me separate the wheat from the chaff, or so I thought. In reality it meant that there were only two places I could go to in the whole of London town.

Cha yen (or what was left when I remembered to take a picture)

Needless to say I got very excited when I discovered that the Lodd Thai Imbiss, a stone's throw from my house, is worth a visit according to my own rule. When you order, they ask you how hot you like your food which is VERY Thai indeed. So is the inside of the place: tacky, slightly random and crammed full of pictures of colourful cocktails, elephants, flowers and the King. (There will always be a picture of the King. The Thai are extremely royalist.)

I know other people have visited this place and found it average. I liked it because they made the food from scratch (I could see into the kitchen), using fresh ingredients. They did tasty things to my tofu which is always a plus in my book, and the food was exactly the kind of hot I ordered. Oh, and the soup bowls were cute.

I'm sure there are better Thai restaurants in town (there will certainly be posher ones). But at least I won't ever have to go to that horrible Jasmin place on Hermannstraße again.

Lodd Thai Imbiss, Boddinstraße 65, 12053 Berlin

365 day project: Berlin skies

If you ask me, it all started with the blog then book then film of that easily dislikeable Julie woman of Julie and Julia fame: 365 day projects. They intrigue me, though, the people who do them. Some go through tremendous lengths every single day to create amazing photographs. I suspect they don't have jobs. Or children. Maybe a nice trust fund tucked away somewhere... Anyway. As you can tell, I am jealous.

Ever since I discovered the phenomenon, I have been trying to come up with my own 365 day project. A doable one that is, because let's face it, my day is a success when I leave the house with my hair combed. 

So this was my idea: take a picture of that iconic Berlin landmark, the Fernsehturm, every day. I can see it from my living room. Easy. And with the ever changing Berlin night skies, it might even be interesting. Excellent stuff.

I have been at it for 4 days now. I missed day 3. I am starting to realise that I will not make it to 365. Nor will I manage to post every day. I won't be opening a separate blog page for it, either. Oh well, 4 is the new 365, methinks. 

Day before day before yesterday, 10.33pm

Day before yesterday, 9.25pm

Today, 9.23pm

Shop a little: Manufactum, Charlottenburg

I don't go there very often and I NEVER stay long. It is just too dangerous for my wallet, and prolonging the longing for their lovely products only adds to the disappointment later.

Manufactum.

But yesterday I went – specific aim in mind and only 20 minutes' worth in the parking meter. All I had time for, was to buy the thing I wanted (a pull out washing dryer for our wall), to get the wheel of Kalle's stroller oiled by the lovely shop assistant who heard the squeaky noise (ooooh, the service is outstanding too, can I live there?) and to ogle this amazing coffee grinder. For which I have no space in my kitchen. Nor money. Nor need, really. But, oh, did I ogle it alright. And some other kitcheny things, too.

I'll allow myself to go again in three months or so. I would luuuurve to have a look at the stationery.

PS For those Dutch people out there who miss fluffy Dutch bread? The Brot & Butter section does a wonderful milky version of Dutch raisin bread (at €4.80 a pop). It's a little low on raisins but makes up for it in fluffiness. Did I mention how fluffy it was?

Manufactum and Brot und Butter, Hardenbergstraße 4-5, Berlin, 03024033844, website

Eat a little, drink a lot: a recipe for the King's Day party at the Dutch embassy

Serves:

enough to get about 150 people drunk on fairly empty stomachs

Ingredients:

•  1 large embassy, slightly stale:

•  1 tiny queen, abdicated but not forgotten, wearing royal purple:

•  1 drizzle of foamy beer, preferably the most undrinkable brand you can find:

Drink a lot: List, Neukölln

List, Weichselstraße 66, 12043 Berlin, website, open Mon-Sat from 12 pm till late

Eat a lot: Pizza Nostra, Prenzlauer Berg

I've never eaten quite as much pizza as I've eaten here in Berlin. There's a great place around the corner where I get my take out fare. The aubergine, chilli and 

crème fraîche pizza is the one to order there: it's fiery and creamy all at once. But when in Prenzlberg, I can't help but get a slice, at the very least, at Pizza Nostra. 

Their 'bottoms' are amazingly crisp yet chewy, not unlike a very flat ciabatta bread straight out of the oven. They say it's pizza in true Napoli style, which might very well be the case and if so, I need to go visit Napels, pronto. 

Eat it topped with fresh tomatoes and rocket for lunch (€8) and you're set up for the rest of the day. I have a Japanese friend who eats a vegan diet, and he only falls off the wagon for the Pizza Nostra pizzas. Now, if that isn't an endorsement to be swayed by…

Pizza Nostra, Lychener Straße, 10437 Berlin, 03041717000, website, open Tue-Sun from 11am - 12am.